2 definitions by anthony calloway

Top Definition
The art of taking a shit or farting without your boyfriend, husband or roomates knowing you did so. Only females can be shit ninjas
"Dude my wife is a shit ninja, we've been married 2 years and to my knowlege she hasnt shit once."

by anthony calloway February 17, 2008
When a man doesnt quite have a full erection, but is in the middle between soft and hard.
"I didnt want to stand up in class cause i had a softyhardy."

by anthony calloway February 14, 2008

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