a person morbidly hypochondriac convinced that you are philosophically schizophrenic
You are a filozoschyzochonder, friend !
You would need a pills or a bullet to your head.
A: To be or not to be, what a quiestion..
E: Who are u talking to ?
E: There is noone here.
A: YES THERE IS
E: You must be a filozoschyzochonder, go visit a doctor.