2 definitions by anorlondo69
One who dips to excess. A libertine of sauces. If a sandwich is being eaten, 4+ mustard varieties must be smeared in overlapping pools on the plate. If a hot dog is ordered at a movie theater, two fistfuls of condiment packets are prerequisite. If takeout noodles are eaten at home, the restaurant's condiments must be put to work in tandem with a variety of ancient sauce containers from the refrigerator. God forbid chicken nuggets enter the equation. Can be used for extra value if they are big spoon in bed.
That bitch is a big dipper. She asked for so many sauces at the Chick-fil-A drive thru they made her buy the bottle.
by anorlondo69 August 5, 2023
The upstairs neighbors' cats are careening across your bedroom ceiling, ogres are thrashing through their kitchen, their toilet is gradually sinking through the floor above your computer, your roommate is cooking with excessive fish sauce to the Beastie Boys, a wailing train barrels through the park across the street.
This is stereovision chaos.
by anorlondo69 May 23, 2023