Highly prestigious fishing club
located on Santa Catalina Island in Avalon. Members
are mostly middle-aged to old men residing in southern California
cities like Newport Beach, Laguna Beach, Dana Point
more than enough money to fill
the oceans they live in. Just to be a possible candidate
for the club
, you have
to pay approx. $3000 a month and extra to be in tournaments. You get nothing
but a club
house in return, which
isn't much help; you can't stay
there and women are forbidden from the 2nd floor. So, not only do you have
to pay the initial costs, but you have
to own a yacht which
you must provide
with fuel to get there and back at least
a year. Not that pleasant to be at the club
house either with such a strict dress code: no jeans, no bare shoulders, close toed shoes... However, they do throw
outrageously expensive and amazing parties
they all drink so much the kids can do whatever they want (can you say martinis? Charge
'em on my dad's account).
Person A: So you and your dad golfing
Person B: Doubt
it. Father's Day weekend: The Tuna Club Opening Day.
Person A: Dude, bring me? I could use a wild weekend.
Person B: Only
if you don't hurl on my mom's Manolo's again. She'll kill
Person A: Oh, that's right. Forgot about that damn dress code. Nah, my dad and I'll hit up the course out there, but I don't go to Catalina with oxfords and dress pants. I go with my rainbows, trunks, and tank tops.