1 definition by anonnie mouse

1. a duck

2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.
1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."

2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."
by anonnie mouse July 29, 2005
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