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someone who stands in the middle of nowhere drooling.
they often where their pants as high as they go. they have little friends (only pity friends)
they have a lot of stupid problems, like having egg heads.
they don't know the difference between emo and prep and they cry a lot.
Sporadic: hello!
me: oh...hello (hesitation)
me: you have an egg head
Sporadic: nuh-uh! (tears)
me: your so mean
Sporadic: the world treats me like shit, so that's how I treat it...
Sporadic: you cussed...(runs away crying)

now those are Sporadic
by anon556964 November 13, 2011
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