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pee

pee, it's all the poison rejected out of the food you ate, along with the poo

there are 5 types of poo(counting on their color)
*clear/transparent: you just drinked some water or the food you ate doesn't contain any poison, it's not dangerous to drink if on desert, it doesn't even have a taste, almost like water

*white:1-you have eaten much sugar , even the pee will look like white sand and it will hurt...you know what, if drunken may cause stomach-ache

*yellow:just regular pee,with 70% poison and 28% water and 2% other liquids, 40% chance of becoming sick and 7% chance of dying

*red: you have inner bleeding in you stomach, 7% chance of dying if drunk, no chance of becoming sick
if this happens to you go immediately to the doctor

*green: just slum/failed cure, 80% chance of dying if drunk,
just like the red, go to the doctor in at maximum 2hours or you'll die in 5 days, without any helpful cure

good luck with you pee(s)

n°1 guy: hey n°2 guy, yesterday i peed slum
n°2 guy: HEY GUYS, PREPARE A FUNERAL FOR THIS GUY!!
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2 guys watching a horror movie in winter
n°1 guy:i think i peed in my pants

n°2 guy:your lucky, i bet my pee have frozen now!

by anis91 October 24, 2011