24 definitions by angus

boshkin, from the name of a very beatiful lady.

1. v, to fuck up something which was a certainty

2. n, Something which was a dead cert until blown out of the water, through no fault of your own, by extraneous circumstances.
1. "Man, I can't believed you boshkinned that hottie by getting your wanger out."

2. "That horse was a boshkin. Who would've thought with those odds that its arse would prolapse mid-race?"
by angus April 15, 2005
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Brian:Hey! Tuuch MaGuuch! what color markers are these?
Tuuch MaGuuch: Ummm that one is blue, thats one is red, that one might be green...
Brian: Haha they're all purple!
by angus March 16, 2005
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In communities where small waste pipes in dwellings predominate, the Big Pipe is the public lavvy that will take any rectal punishment that can be thrown at it without fear of clogging up.
The bog at my place won't be able to handle my curry load tonight; I better get down to the Big Pipe before a queue forms.
by angus June 20, 2004
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"Down in the cockpit
Man needs a woman to pull him right out of it"
XTC Down in the Cockpit
by angus June 17, 2004
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To rock out in the most dorky way possible. To enjoy oneself without fear of looking like an idiot, despite the fact that one does look like an idiot.
We were totally dorking out over the new Xbox.
by angus May 13, 2004
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Person with uncontrollable laughter. Likes to elbow people as well.
examples:
1) eh eh?
2) AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
3) Way bun
by angus May 4, 2004
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A woman or man who knows all origins of male sperm, in all its glorious forms.
Damn, that bitch is old... I bet shes a JizzWizard!
by angus October 10, 2004
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