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ugly matt damon 

Jessie Plemons

it was so heartbreaking when ugly matt damon killed that kid in Breaking Bad

ugly matt damon by andrewisawesome May 2, 2018

loose meat sandwich

it's when you are having a devil's three way, but you accidentally cross swords and lose your boner.

i was really getting into my threesome with bill and susie, but then we crossed swords and it turned into a real loose meat sandwich.

loose meat sandwich by andrewisawesome November 30, 2016

rogue fries

when two or three special french fries (curly, crisscut, or onion rings) end up in your order of regular fries.

my wife was pissed when i ordered the regular fries, but when they came she was happy because there were a few rogue fries mixed in.

rogue fries by andrewisawesome August 15, 2011

taco rot 

when you get a hard shell taco to go, but the shell is destroyed by the moisture in the packaging.

dude, i was pumped to eat my taco when i got home, but couldn't because it had severe taco rot

taco rot by andrewisawesome July 22, 2011