2 definitions by an absolute slaggg

ight so i was reading a fan fic and it said "he was planking over me" and i have no fucking clue what it means bc isnt that like a stupid exercise??? But whatever bc now i have decided to make up my own definition for any poor soul in the same position as moi.
Planking is the act of having hard core mind blowing sex the planker being the top.
"Dude he was planking me so hard"
"omg fr? i did think u were struggling to walk today lmao"
"yeah also i started calling it planking bc i read the first sentence of a fanfic and asumed it meant something sexual. I'm so glad u also think this."
"Omgg same i read that too."
#planked
by an absolute slaggg March 18, 2023
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STAY AWAY FROM A GIRL NAMED EVA PLS. THEY CAN NOT BE TRUSTED

#evahateclub
"omfg yeah i have a new bsf called Eva"
"Bitch drop her rn, never trust an Eva"
by an absolute slaggg July 24, 2023
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