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A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.
"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"
by alnevertell March 31, 2020
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A mostly middle class west London suburb where you're either a slag, a nitty, a chav or all three. Majority of the population can be summed up as somewhat racist white private school kids, wannabe roadmen and judgemental state school kids who pretend to be richer than they are. Described as the Queen of the Suburbs because it's still elite, don't bother living anywhere else.
Person 1: "I heard she lives in Ealing"

Person 2: "Ah, that's why she smells like daddy's money"
by alnevertell March 31, 2020
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