1 definition by allofthecoolkids.com

An extremely small town full of rednecks and rich people.

A place where all of the kids go to get fucked up, even when there is nothing to do there.

A place full of street rats, whores, and douchebags.

3/10 people you meet there are the okay ones.
guy 1: hey wanna go somewhere?

guy 2: yeah sure. let's go to port aransas and trash their town.
by allofthecoolkids.com March 10, 2011
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