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A standard reply to a Russian commentator complaining about Russophobia or whitewashing Russians from collective responsibility for the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

хуй будеш (in Ukrainian) or хуй будешь (in Russian) is a polite request to suck a dick. It may be translated as “would you like a dick?” or "care for a dick?"

Latin script equivalents: hui budesh?, khui budesh?, huj budesh?, khuj budesh? xuj budesh? etc.
A: - We don’t know the whole truth. Both sides must be responsible.
B: - May I ask you a question?
A: - Yes.
B: - Hui budesh?

A: - After all, we are brotherly nations. I don’t get it why so many khokhols blame ordinary Russians.
B: - хуй будеш?

A: - I don't support Putin, but Navalny is right: Crimea is not a sandwich.
B: - khuj budesh?

A: - Russians do not support the war in the ukraine, ukrainians and russians are both victims of putin’s regime.
B: - khui budesh?

A: - At least you Ukrainians have Apple Pay and Ikea.
B: - xuj budesh?
by allmyexsliveintexas May 17, 2022
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