1 definition by all my friends are whipped
A fat woman who completely controls a guy to the point where he will do or say anything that the fat bitch tells him to do. In most cases the guy isn't getting any of her pussy and he's afraid to take up some strange.
Bob's whippopotamus won't let him go to Jamaica or Costa Rica with the guys cause she's afraid he'll get some quality putang and drop her fat ass.
by all my friends are whipped July 21, 2011