A misspelled contraction of cunt
A foamy emerald expulsion of the female genitalia
occurring during times of impatience, particularly whilst awaiting public transport, delivery of fast-food
or the end of a Michael Bay
"Oh my god, my train was so late I was crunking all over the platform".
"Look dude, I waited so fucking long for my pizza, you're gonna have to pay to clean the crunk off my sofa".
"Hey, if the credits don't roll soon, I'm gonna crunk in my seat".