1 definition by alithebarman

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A misspelled contraction of cunt and gunk.

A foamy emerald expulsion of the female genitalia occurring during times of impatience, particularly whilst awaiting public transport, delivery of fast-food or the end of a Michael Bay action movie.
"Oh my god, my train was so late I was crunking all over the platform".

"Look dude, I waited so fucking long for my pizza, you're gonna have to pay to clean the crunk off my sofa".

"Hey, if the credits don't roll soon, I'm gonna crunk in my seat".
by alithebarman January 19, 2012

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