1 definition by alimnim
DelMonte is the sweetest, most caring, most deserving person you'll ever meet - however, he's also a person who's been taken advantage of and been wronged so much that it's hard to breach the walls he puts up. You will probably be attracted to him because of his sex appeal, money, or the way he presents himself, but be careful not to be distracted from who he really is; at his core, DelMonte just wants to love and be loved. If you can see and accept who he is beyond the surface-level things and his standoffish exterior, you will be rewarded with someone who will do anything to help you, please you, and keep you close. Once you see who he really is, you will undoubtedly fall in love with him and discover a new appreciation for his dark brown puppy dog eyes and his big black dick.
Person 1: You're with DelMonte??? I heard he's a jerk, but he's good in bed.
Person 2: You're right about both things, but he's also the LOML.
Person 2: You're right about both things, but he's also the LOML.
by alimnim August 15, 2019