1 definition by alex richardsonsteinburg

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A really soft brand of tissues that is great for masturbating with. They put some kind of lotion in it which makes it really soft and frictionless.
Oh man, I'm so horny, I need to rub one out. I ran out of KY Jelly so I'll just use a few Puffs.
by alex richardsonsteinburg March 26, 2009

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