3 definitions by alchemist
A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.
Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
by alchemist March 16, 2014
Formerly known as infamous The Gator Corporation( that we all know and love..pfft). Changed their name to "Claria" October 30,2003.
Gator can change it's name to Claria, but their still the same annoying spyware distributors they have always been.
by alchemist June 25, 2005
Formerly known as the infamous Gator/Gain Corporation( that we all know and love..pfft). Changed their name to "Claria" October 30,2003.
Gator can change it's name to Claria, but their still the same annoying spyware distributors they have always been.
by alchemist July 17, 2005