1 definition by albertInnis213st.albansDriveSC

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a fat girl's friends.
If they are fat aswell they may be referred to as "moons"
Satellites however are either fit girls who have known fatty bum bum for a long time and feel compelled to take her out, or can be girls with few other friends hoping to follow in fatty's sluttyy footsteps when she tries to pull any one she can establish eye contact with.
One of tubbety-toe-bub-tubbety-tubbers satellites is well fit,

hope her orbital base doesn't get jelous and viciously cock block me.
by albertInnis213st.albansDriveSC February 22, 2010

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