Definitions by albert einstien

theta 

1 n. the best and most butt kickingest letter of the greek alphabet.
2 n. the pole around which all math pivots, especially calculus.

beta sucks so hard in comparison to theta

theta by albert einstien March 5, 2004

beta 

1 n. sadest and lowliest of the greek letters, often murderous and vile.

beta killed my uncle.

beta by albert einstien March 5, 2004