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1 definition by akjowiensl

 
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a naive country bumpkin.

someone who fails brilliantly at relationships.

an old worn out prude.
That woman over there looks lost. Should we help her?

No she is fine that's just a Melissa.

Oh I have heard about those creatures but have never seen one up close...Ugh, poor woman!
by akjowiensl September 24, 2010