57 definitions by aka_Pyro
1. To give one's information "as truthfully as possible." Taken from an old Roman phrase "to swear on one's testicles." Now, think about that, and think about how differently court cases would turn out if that meaning held true to this day...
by aka_Pyro June 27, 2007
A shared characteristic of characters in most japanese rpgs, esp. the games in the Final Fantasy series after X.
Vaan from Final Fantasy XII is too androgynous.
by aka_Pyro May 10, 2007
late night teletubbies. favorite characters of Bunny from Retarded Animal Babies. Their "Antenna" bear a close resemblance to dildoes, in a variety of malformations.
by aka_Pyro April 27, 2007
A dude who's a total dick to everyone not like him, and basically the semen used to impregnate his prostitute mother was infected with a sexually transmitted DNA retrovirus that alters the DNA of diploid cells shortly before meiosis begins. Thus, it's perfectly ok to execute him for being a crime against humanity because, technically, he's not a human, and he must be removed from the gene pool ASAP.
by aka_Pyro April 1, 2007
One of the few great people to have their own Pokemon named after him (Empoleon). Other people on this list: Jackie Chan (Hitmonchan), and Bruce Lee (Hitmonlee). It takes a LOT to get a pokemon named after you, such as being a legend (Infernape: Son Goku) or deity (Torterra: legendary Iroquois world turtle),a gay decoration (Chimecho: wind chimes) or even a scientific phenomenon (Rayquaza). Sometimes, finding a name for a Pokemon is just as easy as watching Animal Planet, the Discovery Channel, drinking too much cough syrup, or some combination of all three.
Dude, Empoleon is "Emperte" in Japanese...Nintendo's really down with naming their intellectual properties after real people like Napoleon Bonaparte. What do you wanna bet there's gonna be one named after Charlemagne, or the Pope?
by aka_Pyro May 5, 2007
One of the best units to play a no rush game (a game where you wait 5-20 mins before attacking, in contrast to all the little babyback n00bs who zerg the crap out of you early on) with in StarCraft on Battle.net, especially when used with Arbiters, the greatest free online gaming service that has been around for more than 10 years.
person1: dudes, i'm sending Arbiters to the last base, bring the Carriers, Guardians, and Battlecruisers to the warp point!
...30 seconds later: Opponent: HOLY MOTHER OF!--*player gets crap owned out of him...
...30 seconds later: Opponent: HOLY MOTHER OF!--*player gets crap owned out of him...
by aka_Pyro April 1, 2007
1a: Rat- a small, omnivorous, usually disease carrying rodent.
1b: Morning star- a powerful club or mace.
1c: Rat Morning Star: a weapon/summoned monster forged from a dead rat tied to a stick and infused with Bankai energy, resulting in a 15' tall undead rat warrior with a giant pole attached to its tail.
1b: Morning star- a powerful club or mace.
1c: Rat Morning Star: a weapon/summoned monster forged from a dead rat tied to a stick and infused with Bankai energy, resulting in a 15' tall undead rat warrior with a giant pole attached to its tail.
by aka_Pyro June 15, 2007