1 definition by airguitargirl386

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A character in Twilight that doesn't really exist for any reason except for something for the Twitards to fight amongst each other with. The only reason he gets any attention is because he's apparently very "hot" with a goddamn six-pack or some shit. He's basically a thing to have fangirls screaming at or for in the movie.

He is also a pedophile. Seriously, Edward is to, but he falls in love with a BABY. No joke. I don't care if Renesmee, the baby, ages rapidly or something she'll still be a BABY. I can picture what the twitards are saying now; "O Em GeE!!!!1 hE luvs herr liek a uncle!!!!! SHUT UP~!!" Just and uncle, huh? Haven't heard that one before.
{Jacob getting it on with Renesmee}
Jacob Black: I swear to god officer, I didn't know she was three!
Police officer:... :|
Jacob Black: She told me it was ok telepathically!
Police officer:.... >:|
Jacob Black: Um.... I have abs!!
by airguitargirl386 March 13, 2010

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