ahmed's definitions

free country

A free country is where the people are able to elect a leader, however the only problem with that is that the people aren't able to forsee what their leader will do and so end up screwing themselves over.

President George W. Bush of the United States, serving the term 2000-2004.
EG The war on Iraq

by Ahmed January 26, 2004

gangbustah

The ability to come back and defeat someone in any form of competition.

I came back on you like Gangbustahs!

You got Gangbusted!

Oh baby your gonna get a Gangbust!

by Ahmed November 14, 2004

baser

1. A synonym for jug.

1. Jackie is a baser.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

ralfas

To make love to unplucked chickens.

Derived from the two british words "Rough", "Ass"

Ralfas has non-consensual intercourse with Samad

by Ahmed April 15, 2006

Coheed and Cambria

A fascinating metal-emo combination. To those who say Claudio's vocals are girlishly high, I have two words:

Led Zeppelin.

Who among you would argue that Robert Plants amazing vocals are appropriately low for a male?

Tool kicks ass too, but open your damn minds for a second. I own all of Tool's and Coheed & Cambria's CDs. It's diversity, dipshit.

Man your own jackhammer.
Man your battle stations.

by Ahmed November 21, 2004

jugged

1. To fall for a trap.

1. Poopslack was jugged when he thought I don't eat tacos.

by Ahmed September 6, 2002

jug

1. A person who has been jugged.

1. Foolish John is a jug.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002