Definitions by agnumbnuts

fart and give me a clue 

haveing sex with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!

i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love

fart and give me a clue by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

banjo'ed 

When something breaks to the point of no return. No fixing will ever get it back working.

Helena banjo'ed her car the other day, who let her on the roads shes a menace! Wouldnt mind looking in her box though

banjo'ed by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

bread knife 

rythming slang for wife

the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though

bread knife by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

worm holeing 

The sport of putting a worm up your arse then trying to fart it out before it tries to wriggle all the way up.

Tam 'I did a bit of worm holeing at the weekend'

worm holeing by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

bag, tag and hurl 

When your dog does a steamer and you bag it up and chuck it as far as you can to see who you hit.

haha funny story Fido did his business and I bag, tag and hurl ed it at this oldlady

bag, tag and hurl by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

dog batty basher 

The 'dog' being a lady of questionable morals who does anything for a bottle of Lambrini.

My mate Tam is a dog batty basher, she loves it!

dog batty basher by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Yorkshite budgie bagger 

when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls

'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'

Yorkshite budgie bagger by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011