aflacjack's definitions

riot

What Boston Red Sox fans did in 2004 after beating the New York Yankees in the American League Championship Series.

What New York Yankees fans have never done, victory or defeat.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

New York Yankee's

1) A possessive indicating that the noun following it in the sentence is property of a New York Yankee.

2) A contraction of either "New York Yankee IS" or "New York Yankee HAS."

3) The way idiots spell the plural of "New York Yankee." You NEVER, EVER put an apostrophe in a plural. EVER. Illiterate morons.

1) "That New York Yankee's parents recently moved to Brooklyn."

- This is right.

2) "I think a New York Yankee's going to win MVP this year."

OR

"Some New York Yankee's been visiting our neighbors a lot lately."

- These are both right, too.

3) "The New York Yankee's are playing the Met's tonight."

- No! This is WRONG! Where did you LEARN this?!? Stop doing it!

by AflacJack April 20, 2006

garfield

An extremely funny comic strip written by Jim Davis.

This garfield book is funny shit

by AflacJack August 27, 2003

Beantown

A dumb name for a provincial urban-renewal project somewhere in New England.

Beantown is overrated, and it shuts down at 2 in the morning. Lame.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

A-Rod

See hottie, cute as shit athlete and so on.

I have a huuuuuuuge crush on A-Rod. Check him out in those pinstripes!

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

Kathy Griffin

Evil. The ASPCA uses rapes of Kathy Griffin's voice to euthanize puppies. Cute little puppies.

Kathy Griffin has sold 93.6% of her soul to the Devil.

by AflacJack May 7, 2005

detroit

Sixth-worst city in America, after Cleveland, Omaha, LA, Chicago and Boston.

But then again, it's still infinitely superior to Omaha, and only mildly inferior to the seventh-worst city: Baltimore.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005