aflacjack's definitions

daddy

...touches me at night. Seeking bedtime stunt-double.

Will pay in candy...and tears.

by AflacJack May 7, 2005

A-Rod

See hottie, cute as shit athlete and so on.

I have a huuuuuuuge crush on A-Rod. Check him out in those pinstripes!

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

Beantown

A dumb name for a provincial urban-renewal project somewhere in New England.

Beantown is overrated, and it shuts down at 2 in the morning. Lame.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

Kathy Griffin

Evil. The ASPCA uses rapes of Kathy Griffin's voice to euthanize puppies. Cute little puppies.

Kathy Griffin has sold 93.6% of her soul to the Devil.

by AflacJack May 7, 2005

chicago

A pretty cool city. Better than the shithole(New York). A lot like another great city, Boston(which is the best in my opinion). Also, people from there aren't all arrogant assholes like New Yorker's are.

by AflacJack August 13, 2003

Bicicleta

Bicicle in Spanish and a really funny word to say that really really pisses ppl off when u say it a lot

Bicicleta

by AflacJack August 27, 2003

riot

What Boston Red Sox fans did in 2004 after beating the New York Yankees in the American League Championship Series.

What New York Yankees fans have never done, victory or defeat.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005