1 definition by aeck
All guys with this name are either insanely smart or insanely retarded, but still have a big dick and good/exotic looks nevertheless. The name Alexei is most commonly found in Russia and means "defender of men". Alexei usually has many obstacles in his life and will never think that he's good enough, even if repeatedly told so by others. He offers great advice for others going through his situation but can't seem to follow it himself.
"Wow, Alexei is so cute!"
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard about that kid Alexei? He's 13 and a junior!
Guy 2: I thought all guys named Alexei had to repeat 5th grade 2 times. Huh.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard about that kid Alexei? He's 13 and a junior!
Guy 2: I thought all guys named Alexei had to repeat 5th grade 2 times. Huh.
by aeck November 29, 2018