1 definition by adrienneorion
I went to light my last cigarette and wasn't paying attention. I accidentally lit the wrong end. I just thunderbolted myself and now I have no cigs.
I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.
I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.
I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.
I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.
by adrienneorion September 27, 2018