2 definitions by adam_is_not_my_real_name

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Someone who tries to convince others he has bought someone else a surprise house warming present, with the ulterior motive of obtaining aforementioned recipients address, in order to send them bills.
Who would've thought Saul to be such a PRIZEWINNING CUNT eh?
by adam_is_not_my_real_name May 18, 2010

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where the meat and salad from a doner kebab is inserted between a pair of freshly shaven female labia and eaten with a wooden fork (or plastic, but wood is more normal) - the kebab meat is often accompanied by mint and chili sauce..
i'm gonna serve you up and eat you like a salmon kebab, darling
by adam_is_not_my_real_name April 03, 2008

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