acb's definitions

Cunt fly

Someone who goes around searching for dirty pussy.

You are a fucking cunt fly!

by Acb January 25, 2019

Have a Nice Day

A sarcastic spin on the common phrase. It is what you tell someone when they get in your way or are making you unhappy. It was originated by Bon Jovi in 2005, and coincides with the red, box-shaped, smirk...a spin on the popular yellow smiley face.

"When the world gets in my face, I say...Have a Nice Day!!"

by acb November 15, 2005

exurb

A sparsely populated area, that is currently making the transition from rural to suburban, located usually on the fringes of a metropolitan area. Often times, it may be populated by wealthy estates, hobby farms, as well as existing rural towns, and usually with larger, more-mainstream suburban development on the brink of happening.

That exurb is growing so fast that the town can barely keep up the services to allow it to function.

by acb December 25, 2005

fidar

Fake LIDAR. Simulated LIDAR often for the purposes of test or demonstration.

Real LIDAR costs to much, just FIDAR it.

by Acb August 2, 2015

chinese democracy

an album by Axl Rose and a bunch of hired goons that he has been working on for the better part of a decade. it may or may not see the light of day.

Knowing Axl, I'll probably be dead before Chinese Democracy comes out.

by acb April 18, 2006

gun control

1.) The reason liberal democrats should never be elected to Congress or the U.S. Presidency.

2.) The reason Chicago is the murder capital of the nation.

3.) The reason why innocent people are easily murdered.

4.) The reason why the NRA has millions of members.

Gun control is a violation of the 2nd Amendment and freedom as a whole. Putting into place gun control only makes law-abiding citizens defenseless against criminals who will still find a way to harm and kill. Crime usually goes up in places where gun control exists, such as Chicago and the United Kingdom. It also causes people to be less happy and less physically active, as millions of people engage in recreational sports involving firearms. Liberal democrats can never be allowed to govern this nation as their policies usually call for gun control, which inhibits human freedom and ignores the laws of the U.S. Constitution. Remember that one of the first things Hitler took away from people was their guns.

by acb November 27, 2006

Dennis Hastert

The third most powerful man in America; the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives in the history of the United States; a former high school teacher and coach; a genuine human being known for his straight-talk and Midwestern values; works hard during the week in Washington and comes home during the weekend like most Americans, unlike run-of-the-mill politicians who aren't in touch with their constituents or reality since they spend all their time in Washington, DC.

Dennis Hastert: the coach is my speaker.

by acb October 15, 2006