Definitions by absolutebob

morrowinded

1. A sudden state of extreme mental fatigue, usually brought on by excessive eye strain; sleepy.

2. An event which slowly causes temporary loss of consciousness: the TV was still on after I awoke from being morrowinded.

Every time I try listening to my wife talk I get morrowinded and it's impossible not to nap.

morrowinded by absolutebob October 22, 2012

ATLA 

an acronym derived from one of the greatest animated programs ever conceived, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

My friend started watching ATLA one night, and he...just couldn't look away.

ATLA by absolutebob August 14, 2008

gamebolts 

1. visible veins within the eyelids occasionally giving the appearance of a lavender discharge of lightning.

2. computer hardware which complete a gaming tower; screws.

Upon examining the patient's gamebolts, the optometrist was sure the subject was either a hardcore gamer or a vampire.

gamebolts by absolutebob May 30, 2008

sexction 

of, pertaining to, or for sexual action.

She was talking about her other boyfriends to make me jealous and rush into a sexction but I humbly resisted.

sexction by absolutebob May 26, 2008