absolutebob's definitions

sexction

of, pertaining to, or for sexual action.

She was talking about her other boyfriends to make me jealous and rush into a sexction but I humbly resisted.

by absolutebob May 26, 2008

gamebolts

1. visible veins within the eyelids occasionally giving the appearance of a lavender discharge of lightning.

2. computer hardware which complete a gaming tower; screws.

Upon examining the patient's gamebolts, the optometrist was sure the subject was either a hardcore gamer or a vampire.

by absolutebob May 30, 2008

ATLA

an acronym derived from one of the greatest animated programs ever conceived, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

My friend started watching ATLA one night, and he...just couldn't look away.

by absolutebob August 14, 2008

morrowinded

1. A sudden state of extreme mental fatigue, usually brought on by excessive eye strain; sleepy.

2. An event which slowly causes temporary loss of consciousness: the TV was still on after I awoke from being morrowinded.

Every time I try listening to my wife talk I get morrowinded and it's impossible not to nap.

by absolutebob October 22, 2012