14 definitions by abingdon posse

p.k.

pakki

Jaz, you're a stinking p.k.

by abingdon posse May 25, 2003

chutney ferret

a dirty scrubber who nibbles the chunks of corn from freshly laid cleveland steamers

as a last resort howard feather became a bum raping chutney ferret

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

thrunging

death by felching

a. "what happened to gary?"
b. "oh yeah, kev thrunged him last night..."
a. "no shit!"

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

wizard's sleeve

a wizard's sleeve first involves anal fisting. once the arm is in, preferably elbow deep, grip whatever part of the intestines is at hand and yank the arm out firmly. with any luck the colon should follow giving the fister a wizard's sleeve.

chater wore beverly's wizard's sleeve with pride

by abingdon posse October 22, 2004

chiddling

the use of an assortment of farmyard animals for the purposes of sexual gratification

james pargeter chiddled the donkey

by abingdon posse May 19, 2003

chater

twat
big adams apple
smokes loads
drinks loads
ugly cunt
cock
butt fucker
not very popular

jack - "chater.."
chater - "BAH what? im having a fag"
jack - "youre a fucking donkey chiddler and nobody likes you....go home and do us all a favour you ugly penis"

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

chunting

death by wizard's sleeve

the red snapper chunted jess last night

by abingdon posse October 22, 2004