2 definitions by abcdefg h

shwumba

good looking female

(1) hey look at her

(2) wow homie shes a shwumba n a half
(1) i no i'd plough that shwumba

by abcdefg h July 3, 2009

Swear Up

To sarcastically suggest that you are speaking the truth, although you and probably the other people know that you are lying.

Dave: Steve bruv, did you see that Man just jump 50 ft in to the air?
Steve: Nah!! Actually?
Dave: Yeah bruv, swear up.

by abcdefg h May 22, 2014