aazhmandius's definitions

pretarded

1. Pretard (noun) Any individual whose normal intelligence ratio appears to be dropping at an advanced rate.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.

This guy is such a pretard!

by Aazhmandius March 21, 2003

Get off the Road

This phrases is widely used among many of the "nerd" factions, mostly used in conjunction with the popular theatrical line from the movie: Fellowship of the Ring. Getting off the road implies removing oneself from harms way.

"Hey Jeremy, you better get off the road before Josh wins at Smash Brothers AGAIN."

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

Beast of a Son

A reciprocal of the same popular euphemism Son of a Beast that denotes the same meaning as its root phrase.

"Son of a Beast, Beast of a Son. Seast of a Bun, Bun of a Seast."

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

Soldier of Fiz

An alteration to the Proper Noun: Soldier of Fortune. Mostly used in conjunction with the criz.

Piece of criz, let's play Soldier of Fiz.

by Aazhmandius March 21, 2003

You Fools

Used most oftenly as a post phrase to Get off the road, You Fools is appropriately spoken at a higher pitch, alluding to an inner struggle with ones sexuality.

Get off the Road, You Fools!

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

Son of a Beast

A euphemism for the term: Son of a bitch.

"Son of a beast! I hate Herb Kelmar!"

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

Jam with the Six

A commonly used phrase in North America that seems to be catching on like a craze in European nations. It means, in its most basic form, to have fun, or start up an activity that leads to fun or enjoyment.

"Hey josh, you ready to Jam with the Six (when preparing to play Soldier of Fortune 2 online)?"

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003