5 definitions by aaron holland (captain crosstoe)

titfa tat

tatfa tat is a cockney rhyming slang used instead of hat, which is totally pointless and makes no sense becase its longer than hat but they use it...... and still it makes no sense to me!

" oh you seem to have smeared your bodily waste upon my titfa, of course being a posh person i will turn the other cheeck... good day! "

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004

apple n pears

a cockney rhyming slang that means stairs ( apple n pears = stairs) see it rhymes!

" oi frank i hope u fall down the apple n pairs and get impaled on your grandads walking stick"

" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "

" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "

" rrrrr its ok john"

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004

antics

means something so good it is almost crazy

" oh god that was an antcis run by forlan "

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004

next

next is used to describe something good or heavy

" oh was a pants shot by forlan "
" o well it was still a next run "

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004

n.w.a

n.w.a is a rap group around in the late 80's early 90's their name stands for niggas with attitude, they are milliton

" n.w.a are milliton "

by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 9, 2004