aaaardvark's definitions

freckler

Short for freckle puncher.

I reckon Elton John's a freckler.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

#australigram

A hashtag used on Instagram for images of Australia or by Australians.

Sharon: Oh moi gawd, did you see wot's trending on Instagram, Kath?

Kath: Shaz, I only follow #australigram on Instagram, so if it's not hashed as #australigram on Instagram, I don't give a damn about your gram.

by AAAardvark March 12, 2021

roider

Steroid abuser. Muscle-bound freak. Roid junkie.

Look at that ugly meat head, must be a roider!
Oh, that's Arnie Szhwarzenegger.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

freckle puncher

One who is one the delivery end of anal sex; usually reserved for a male homosexual.

Hey, I just found out that Elton John is a freckle puncher!

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

parked a tiger

The post tense of having parked ones stomach contents somewhere. The term is most appropriate for sudden involuntary regurgitation where the parking site is particularly unfortunate, and causes distress for all concerned.

I'm never taking a drunk scrubber home again; the last one parked a tiger in my bed!

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

gong-beater

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey

You'll go blind, you filthy gong-beater!

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006