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the single worst microtransaction in the entire world.

you have these cringey emo tiktok slenders put on 200$ PLASTIC ABS in a lego game to "get the girls". (also, why do they spend another 170$ to get their leg amputated?)

you have these new players seeing all the no lifes who've spent money on the game begging them nonstop for robux.

you have to spend 2$ for COSMETICS that DONT EVEN DO ANYTHING IN MOST GAMES but if you DONT buy them all the people who have spent their mom's life savings will make fun of you.
EXAMPLE 1
slender #1: Hey BBG wanna go on a date I have plastic abs that I bought with robux
normal girl: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

EXAMPLE 2
littletimmy59920495: PLIZ GIVV MI ROBUX
XxHandsomeboyxX: hell no you moneyless weirdo

EXAMPLE 3
Kyliehere543: How'd you get that cool hood?
DominusMan399: I spent my entire life savings on it.
by a_random_idot November 10, 2022
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a somewhat p2w but still free2play game that is loved by millions. It involves a gacha mechanic but holy fucking shit they give out so much catfood that the devs might as well be handing out over 20$ each month to different people.
Yo, wanna play some battle cats?
hell yeah i just got tyrant cat, it's already beaten the universe three times over!
:-:
by a_random_idot September 19, 2022
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Also known as Pet Sim X, this game is on a platform called Roblox and is literally gacha hell. You could spend literal months grinding for a good pet (if you had just gotten the game), one that's actually usable, or you could just spend 400 robux to spend on an exclusive egg (basically the egg where all the pets that actually have value are located) to get one just as good or better.

There are so many deadass gamepasses that are stupidly overpowered, people who have them will rocket past people who don't. Opening eggs is extremely slow unless you buy Triple eggs, and not fast unless you buy Octuple eggs.

Making any progress at all is almost impossible unless you beg or spend robux. Gems are insanely hard to get if you don't pay to win (the new diamond cave does NOT help at all), to get ONE of the pets in the game to fill your pet dex, you have to spend 4,500 robux to have a 1 PERCENT CHANCE of getting a huge diamond cat.

The scamming is also a big issue. Little Timmy stole mommy's credit card to buy 10 exclusive eggs, got nothing good, tried to sell it in the trading plaza, got scammed, and cried himself to sleep. (This is just speculation)

Overall, this game is stupid. I don't get why little 7 year olds are ruining their lives wasting their days alive playing this brain dead pay to win piece of dogshit.
John: Yoo I just got a new titanic pet in pet simulator X! I only spent 273,800 robux getting it!
Lincoln: What the fuck is wrong with you
John: I'm literally 6 years old
Lincoln: Where did you get all that robux?
John: My mom. Don't worry, I only spent 2,700 dollars in real life to get all of it!
by a_random_idot May 15, 2023
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