Where my dad works, about 20 miles from where I live. He works in a nice office in a nice part of the city, however drive for a few more miles and you're in GHETTOVILLE! Lolz I've been to the ghetto
once, see, there was a Gamestop
there and it was the only one that had the game I wanted. If you make eye contact...well... don't do it. The people there are creepy. You'll be lucky if you don't get jumped or get your car defaced.
There's always interesting news from Downtown Orlando.
You are abnoctious if you:
a. spell noob 'n00b'.
b. say the words 'fail' and 'teh'
c. hear a joke and reply 'LoLzZZ LyYKke OmGzzZz ThtZzz LyYKkE SOoOo FuNNiiI!'
d. if in cod4 you spell dick 'd!ck' ass '@$$' and faggot 'f499Ott'.
Dude, there was some abnoctious kid on cod4 yesterday. he kept sending me messages saying, "U GoTTt pWnEDDdD!!1!1!!!".
Shit... the most annoying thing ever. I got a message the other day from some bitch saying her late father died, and she wants to share her money with me. She asked if she could use MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT. THAT'S BULLSHIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET ANYONE NEAR IT?!?! She says she has hundreds of thousands of dollars that she wants to share, but she would take couple thousand I have. There are 2 problems with that:
a. I'm not a dumbshit
b. I'm saving up for a car.
When someone sends you spam, send a nasty letter back! And I mean nasty, like, shit.
A painful condition caused by leaning foward while sitting on a couch for a prolonged period of time. Normally comes from playing games such as Mario Kart Wii and any NFS game, where you play Wi-Fi for too long or get in a long pursuit. The remedy is simple, stop playing, stand up, (if you can) stretch, and if you have to, take off your pants.
Other conditions that may accompany gamer's waist include; Gamer's Thumb- Painful, red, possibly concave mark on your thumb. Gamer's Wrist/Gamer's Hand- A cramp that comes from holding a controller the wrong way, the feeling may remain for the entire day. Gamer's Flashback Syndrome- When you close your eyes you can still see the game, comes from playing late at night. And finally, Gamer's Foot- What happens when you play Cod4 for extended periods of time, especially during Wi-Fi matches.
A once nice city in Russia, which is now a nuclear wasteland. In 1986 a catastrophic accident happened at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, spreading radiation throughout the city, forcing them to evacuate the population of 49,400 people.
In Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare
, the city of Chernobyl is featured in the missions 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One shot, One kill' and in the online level 'Bloc'.
"Fifty-thousand people used to live here, and now it's a ghost town."
An awsome song by Avenged Sevenfold! it's about rape. "You know i make you wanna scream. you know i make you wanna run from me baby but no it's too late you've wasted all your time." go to youtube and watch Scream live @ the LBC. to all the guys out there like me, i swear you can jack off to that video, those are some damn sexy dancers! one of them is doing it doggy-style!!!!
"scream scream scream the way you would if i ravaged your body." -a7x
In 1970 when it came out, it was ok, then it became a shitty little faggot car between 1984 and 2001. '97 and '99 were the worst years, however, they've looked nice since then. Now days, when ever you see a civic from the 90's, it tends to have a front bumper, driver door, hood, and fenders that don't fit and aren't the same color. Usually red BBS wheels, an exhaust mark on what's left of the rear bumper, and you can hear the muffler sound a mile away, literally.
A Honda Civic simply can't make it over a speedbump in my neighborhood, they bottom of the car would fall apart!