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A state of mind where upon encountering a sexually appealing person, the victim cannot focus on any other idea besides the performing of many varied sexual acts with the encountered person.
I was at a restaurant the other day and the hostess was wearing a really low cut top and a short skirt. Suffice to say I had a major case of schiavonitis.
by a really funny guy September 25, 2010
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