a pseudonym's definitions

sarchosis

n. A mental illness which causes the sufferer to be overly and psychotically sarcastic.

Person One: Oh, really? That blue car ISN'T red, you say? Wow, thanks so much for telling me that! Now my life is complete and I can float off to the mystical, happy FAIRYland where hot naked ELVES will DANCE for me, and...

Person Two: Um, dude, I think you might be a bit sarchotic...

Person One: OHH, you think I'm SARCHOTIC! Isn't that GREAT, especially coming from...

(etc...)

by A pseudonym March 13, 2005

pop punk

Not all people who listen to it only listen to it because they think it makes them "cool" they listen to it because they like how it sounds.

So F you people, they arent all stupid posers. And they don't all think they're hardcore.

Blink-182, although not punk, is good.

by a pseudonym June 17, 2004

marmite

Poo. Used (in a derogatory fashion) in conjunction with anal sex, and thus a homosexual who does so - a "marmite miner".

You're such a marmite miner.

by a pseudonym May 13, 2005

pooze

To penetrate a surface with the penis.

To pooze the eyes is synonymous with skullfucking.

"That hooker in Se7en got poozed up real bad!"

"I'm so manly I could pooze a brick wall!"

by a pseudonym November 8, 2004

fucknut

a nut that has been fucked by nonother than ....... ur mom!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG Ben Angle from Kingman Arizona is so fuckin gay and his mom is a fucknut.

by a pseudonym April 23, 2005

tinkle

what little kids say when they have to pee...

Mommy, can I go tinkle?

by a pseudonym June 15, 2004

laffowrap

Bubble wrap infused with laffo.

Laffowrap makes me so happy.


Hey put some laffowrap around that so it doesn't break!

by A PSEUDONYM September 15, 2004