2 definitions by a random seagull
A quote by Ty from ArsenalFanTV, who after Brighton & Hove Albion striker Neal Maupay scored the winning goal in extra time against Arsenal, ranted towards the camera about him.
Ty: Maupay you’re an absolute disgrace, you’re a cheat, and I hope Brighton get relegated.
Robbie: Don’t blame it on Maupay…
Ty:You’re a cheat, you’re a disgrace, and I hope Brighton get relegated.
Ty: Maupay is a cheat, Maupay is a cheat, Maupay you’re a cheat, you’re a cheat, and like I said it again, you’re a cheat. Come to our dressing room with your brainy mouth! You Cheat, you cheat. And I hope Brighton get relegated!
Robbie: Don’t blame it on Maupay…
Ty:You’re a cheat, you’re a disgrace, and I hope Brighton get relegated.
Ty: Maupay is a cheat, Maupay is a cheat, Maupay you’re a cheat, you’re a cheat, and like I said it again, you’re a cheat. Come to our dressing room with your brainy mouth! You Cheat, you cheat. And I hope Brighton get relegated!
by a random seagull January 21, 2023
AQA, being the shittest exam board ever known to humanity, did GCSEs to suck the life out of everyone in Year 11.
On the fateful morning of 16 May 2023, Biology Paper 1 is being done across the country. Instead of asking things on the fucking specification, AQA decided it would be a good idea to ask 16 year olds about anabolic steroids, leaf discs, types of chlorophyll, wavelength tables and disorder S, as well as asking Paper 2 stuff like sexual and asexual reproduction, while seemingly ignoring half of the bloody specification. Overall, this paper killed many hopes and dreams of year 11s, but hopefully it will lower the grade boundaries.
On the fateful morning of 16 May 2023, Biology Paper 1 is being done across the country. Instead of asking things on the fucking specification, AQA decided it would be a good idea to ask 16 year olds about anabolic steroids, leaf discs, types of chlorophyll, wavelength tables and disorder S, as well as asking Paper 2 stuff like sexual and asexual reproduction, while seemingly ignoring half of the bloody specification. Overall, this paper killed many hopes and dreams of year 11s, but hopefully it will lower the grade boundaries.
Student A: 2023 AQA Biology Paper 1 is finally here, how did you do?
Student B: Athlete D is jacked as hell fam
Student B: Athlete D is jacked as hell fam
by a random seagull June 19, 2023