1 definition by _~*Jewels*~_

Italian people are just people from italy or people with italian heritage. they dont eat domino pizza, wear fat gold chains, talk wiv stupid voices, play accordians or work for d mafia. all you stupid ppl out there hu pretend to be italian gangsters should choke on that fako crap you call pizza. and to all you stupid racist bitches who say that they're all mafioso, greasy patriotic twats, just take a look around a second. everyone has a right to be proud of they're country, especially italy, who got alot to be proud of. so fuck u haters. get a life. specially dat moosh guy.
Wannabe Italian: Shuta your face, or i get my papa to fuck you up, he in da mafia, u kno, he a big boss, ye?

Real Italian: stow it fatty.

Racist: YOUR ALL WOPS! MWAHAHAHA!

Real italian: Fuck you.

Wannabe italian: yeah!!! you kno my papa, he fuck u up....

Real Italian: no, really, shut up.
by _~*Jewels*~_ May 22, 2006
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