4 definitions by _yellow_

League of Legends

THE GAME CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF. ONCE YOU JUMP INTO YOUR FIRST MULTIPLAYER MATCH, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU. YOU'LL KEEP PLAYING AND PLAYING UNTIL YOU'VE PRESSED THE 'Q' KEY SO MUCH TIMES THAT YOUR FINGERS WILL TURN INTO BLOODY STUMPS. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS IF YOU'RE AN EMO TEENAGER WITH MENTAL STABILITY PROBLEMS AND NEED A $40 GUIDE TO PLAY A SINGLE VIDEO GAME.

"Dude, why are you so sad? You look like you haven't slept for a year!"
"L...L...League of Legends"
"Oh, OK."

by _yellow_ March 6, 2017

Levcovich

Name for a extremely annoying math teacher that turns you to stone if you look directly into her eyes when she/he is not wearing glasses.

¨Hey man, hows the new teacher?¨
¨Man, she´s a complete Levcovich!¨

by _yellow_ March 3, 2017

Leo

A guy who makes shitty jokes because he thinks he's funny and is blamed to be gay because his best friends are pan sexual.

"Why are you so sad?"
"Leo just came up to me and said a shitty joke..."
"I feel you, bro."

by _yellow_ March 6, 2017

Tiger into the Woods

1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.

2. Putting the penis in the hole.

1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?

2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.

by _yellow_ May 31, 2017