Definitions by __SMOKE__

closet slut 

A person.... usually female... that portrays innocence to the world but is screwing everything they can.... they usually live a double life.... hence the "closet" part of the slut....

Pastor,"My wife is so sweet....."
Altar boy, "Yeah, that closet slut rides dick like a pro!!!"

closet slut by __SMOKE__ July 20, 2008