Zonal K's definitions

Cool Runnings 8

The eighth movie in this hilarious series. In this movie, the Jamaican bobsled team decide to play badminton and get bored and build a shed! It of course all ends in tears when Balkka smashes his finger and falls into Mad-Mack!

Fuck me have you seen Cool Runnings 8!?!?! I can't believe what they did to that car!

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

labia lounge

A woman's cunt.

Kiara's mum kept looking at me like she wanted me to park my pork sword in her labia lounge.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.

Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.

by Zonal K August 24, 2019

Arse-Pumped

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.

Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.

by Zonal K June 23, 2018

Cum column

A penis.

I'm expecting some action tonight, so I washed my cum column.

by Zonal K September 21, 2019

no-blow zone

The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.

Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.

by Zonal K October 9, 2019

Chinabrown

Chinatown, but with an unusual high level of human feaces on the streets and in the alleys.

Nah not going into Chinabrown tonight dude, last time I trod on vagrant bowel butter and the house stunk of shit for a week.

by Zonal K September 4, 2019