Great Barrier Beef

A human turd, not necessarily deposited in a toilet, that prevents you from getting somewhere - thus providing a virtual barrier.

The wad of human excrement strewn across the train underpass was a Great Barrier Beef that resulted in Duncan going back home for the day.

by Zonal K August 19, 2019

thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.

She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Squeezant

A fart.

He pressed his anus hard against to plane's seat and expressed a little squeezant. The noise went unnoticed, but the smell was going to be a little harder to manage.

by Zonal K October 09, 2019

Anal bangle

A shit ring left around your wrist after fisting someone's arse.

He wiped his nose and recoiled with disgust... He forgot he was wearing an anal bangle from last night's session with Jane.

by Zonal K October 07, 2019

Klunge sponge

A tampon.

It was that time of the month, she needed to insert her klunge sponge.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Kennedy Morky discharge parade

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.

In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019