Zonal K's definitions

Dent vent cement

Feaces.

She opened her dent vent and covered the car bonnet with dent vent cement.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

colon cartridge

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.

Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

sound from the brown mound

A fart.

I got on the bus and heard a sound from the brown mound. Two minutes later I had to get off.

by Zonal K October 1, 2019

Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.

David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.

by Zonal K August 16, 2019

Full Meatal Jacket

When you cover your, or someone else's, torso in shit - resembling a brown, putrid jacket.

Everyone at the bar stopped drinking and stared ... The smell was overwhelming.... He was wearing a Full Meatal Jacket.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Jazz badge

A cum blob on a woman's chest.

I banged Susan hard last night, and ended up giving her a jazz badge.

by Zonal K September 23, 2019

Beat seed

Semen

Her face was covered in beat seed after blowing Tim's want wand in the cinema.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019