Zonal K's definitions

bowel towel

Toilet paper

Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

by Zonal K July 21, 2018

Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.

Her knickers were full of arse batter..

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Calcutta splutter

A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

ceramic mascara

The darkish artwork smeared on the toilet bowl after someone has disposed of their used-food.

She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

waste paste

Human shit that is peanut paste in texture. Tends to leave ceramic mascara

The bowl was covered in waste paste; Jennifer dry wretched.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018