Zonal K's definitions

feacal relief chute

The anus.

He was shocked to see the cult leader pumping his wife's feacal relief chute.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

bowel towel

Toilet paper

Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

by Zonal K July 21, 2018

didgeripoo

The feaces of an Aboriginal Australian.

I just got back from hiking in the Outback. Unfortunately I have didgeripoo over my boot.

by Zonal K October 28, 2019

Zone of yesterday

The anus region. Named after the time duration of food transport between the mouth and the arse.

She was on her rags so I rubbed my pork sword around her zone of yesterday.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Duscati

The act of forcing someone to squat on a skateboard, then kicking the absolute fucking hell out of their arse so fucking hard so they fly along, spraying blood and shit from their anus while letting out screams that sound like a motorbike.

Mate I just looked out the window to see what the noise was, some poor prick was getting a Duscati - shit n blood everywhere.

by Zonal K November 3, 2019

Pole pumping

Male masturbation.

Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019