Zonal K's definitions

Cool Runnings 8

The eighth movie in this hilarious series. In this movie, the Jamaican bobsled team decide to play badminton and get bored and build a shed! It of course all ends in tears when Balkka smashes his finger and falls into Mad-Mack!

Fuck me have you seen Cool Runnings 8!?!?! I can't believe what they did to that car!

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.

Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

Arse mask

Smeared shit across the face, giving the appearance of a mask.

He had forgotten it was Halloween. The shops were shut, so he had to apply an arse mask.

by Zonal K September 29, 2019

smashed analcado

The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.

She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Waste baste

To cover yourself in excrement.

I saw a vagrant on the train this morning engage in an act of waste baste. Commuters were dry wretching and there was corn in his nose.

by Zonal K September 24, 2019

Hole patrol

The act of driving around looking for pump partners.

Last night I spent 2 hours and $15 in fuel on hole patrol before I ended up getting my knob gobbled.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019