Zonal K's definitions

Gash cabbage

A woman's labia.

It only took me 3 drinks before Miley was letting me touch her gash cabbage.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Jazz badge

A cum blob on a woman's chest.

I banged Susan hard last night, and ended up giving her a jazz badge.

by Zonal K September 23, 2019

Beat seed

Semen

Her face was covered in beat seed after blowing Tim's want wand in the cinema.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

nocturdal emission

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

by Zonal K September 10, 2018

Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.

David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.

by Zonal K August 16, 2019

Dent vent cement

Feaces.

She opened her dent vent and covered the car bonnet with dent vent cement.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

colon cartridge

A hard wad of shit that is expelled from the anus.

Im not letting Duncan ride in my car again. He got drunk and peppered my back seat with colon cartridges.

by Zonal K September 25, 2018