Zonal K's definitions

Kennedy Morky discharge parade

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.

In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

feacal trapeze

The act of hanging from a bar and defecating.

Anita's back had brown smears all over it from her early morning feacal trapeze.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

meat in three vag

When you shit and manage to cram it into three women's vaginas - while it is still warm.

I was so pissed last night, I took those three whores back to my house and had a meat in three vag supper..

by Zonal K June 26, 2018

Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Hole patrol

The act of driving around looking for pump partners.

Last night I spent 2 hours and $15 in fuel on hole patrol before I ended up getting my knob gobbled.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Waste baste

To cover yourself in excrement.

I saw a vagrant on the train this morning engage in an act of waste baste. Commuters were dry wretching and there was corn in his nose.

by Zonal K September 24, 2019

wage cage

The establishment where a person is forced to attend during working hours.

See you later honey, I'm off to the fucken wage cage to earn us some bread.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018