Zonal K's definitions

Chinabrown

Chinatown, but with an unusual high level of human feaces on the streets and in the alleys.

Nah not going into Chinabrown tonight dude, last time I trod on vagrant bowel butter and the house stunk of shit for a week.

by Zonal K September 4, 2019

bowel butter

Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)

The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

waist water

Piss

He sat on the train and leaked waist water. The scene and smell was incredible.

by Zonal K October 4, 2019

gettin' on the gounge

To get high on drugs.

Eli had corked eyes and lost control of his bowels after gettin' on the gounge.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Hole coal

Feaces.

Tom wondered why noone was sitting on the train seat, then he saw it was peppered with hole coal. That explained the eye-watering stench.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

cream of dick'n soup

Semen.

Her mouth was overflowing with cream of dick'n soup.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Recovery poosition

The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.

Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.

by Zonal K November 11, 2019