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A Wiki that parodizes Wikipedia, though isn't completely as funny. Uncyclopedia is made of a surprising talented group of people who clearly understand satire, and the other 89%, which is made out of solely young children who think calling everyone a "whore", "fag" and "slut" is humorous.
Girl 1: John turned 13 today, though couldn't attend his birthday. He was too busy being "funny" on Uncyclopedia by calling Rihanna fat.
by Zombieness May 14, 2011
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Extremely erotic way of douches sending descriptive paragraph's of their muscles via social sites.
Susan: John, why the heck did you tell me about how your muscles gave Mart a boner on Facebook?

John: Shut up whore! I was flexting.
by Zombieness May 14, 2011
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