Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.
"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha
, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"
Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"
Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go see Cop Out!"
Guy 2: "I totally would but that movie as Tracy Morgan in it."
Guy 1: "What's wrong with that?"
Guy 2: "He's not funny!"
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