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1.
Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.
"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"

Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"
by Zombie Josh April 06, 2010
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