7 definitions by Zika Virus 🦠

Hell on Earth. 80% of people here are rednecks or whitewashed, the food is fucking dangerous, there’s racist, ableist, queerphobic, and misogynistic teachers, (and if you’re lucky, you get one that’s all four!) the bathrooms are the physical embodiment of the words sadistic and disgusting, the administration is an incompetent mess, the halls smell like vape, the cafeteria smells like BO, and to top it off I’m positive there’s a couple predators.
What school do you go to?
Freedom Middle School.
You mean that one back alley in Canton?
Yeah.
by Zika Virus 🦠 November 13, 2022
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The teachers at my school are racist, misogynistic, queerphobic, and ableist. And if you’re very lucky you get all four !
by Zika Virus 🦠 September 3, 2022
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Why tf are you looking up penis on urban dictionary?
Penis!
by Zika Virus 🦠 December 4, 2022
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Ren One: I’m transferring to Woodstock High School.
Ren Two: You mean my bathroom sink?
Ren One: Yeah.
by Zika Virus 🦠 October 17, 2022
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This is the updated one for 2023. Just no, it’s a lost cause, whatever that cause might’ve been in the first place. Jam-packed with pedophiles, (referring to teachers AND students) rednecks, whitewashed, and sex offenders. {60% rednecks, another 30% whitewashed, 10% decent} None of the freshmen have matured halfway into the school year, which is a sign of lovely things for the school’s future. As for now, from the countless pedophiles to the popular kids having sex to various forms of sexual harassment from the rednecks, it’s already a fucking STD. Bloodstains, cockroaches, spiders, ants, and the newest ones still coming in, rats, can be found in any corner of the school. There was even a heart drawn out of blood on the tampon box in the girl’s roach bathroom’s big stall. All the administration really cares about is that you make them money, you don’t vape, and you come to the hell hole every day. I’m a freshman and only see it getting worse every year. Sophomore year: The school will have a new full-on rat infestation. Junior year: All current aspects progressively get worse. Senior year: The last mature people leave and the school’s fate is sealed. It’s basically Freedom Middle School with more whitewashed, less cleaning, and lots of pedophiles.
What high school are you going to?

Woodstock High School.
Good luck.
by Zika Virus 🦠 December 27, 2022
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Disgusting. Filled with rural rednecks and rich shitheads, there’s a racist teacher and a transphobic one, teaching you to internalize this shit at ages this young. The bathrooms are the definition of unsanitary and the food has no flavor.
What elementary school did you go to?
Sixes Elementary School.
You mean prison?
Yes.
by Zika Virus 🦠 November 12, 2022
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Just don’t it’s a fucking mistake! The servers are filled with swastikas, slurs, dick drawings, and scribbles over art. The vote kick system is useless because half of the people here are 1. Griefers, 2. Racists/Queerphobes/Sexists/Ableists, or 3. People with one subscriber on Youtube for trolling. Person with username “unknown” got me banned because I’m gay and nonbinary.
Have you played the Roblox Spray Paint Game?
Yeah and I got banned for no reason by some fascist.
by Zika Virus 🦠 December 30, 2022
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