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5 definitions by Zerg Rushin' Fun

 
1.
The fear or disgust of homosexuals. These kind of people need to grow up and accept the fact that some people just prefer the same sex and not the opposite.
Man 1: Dude, look at those two faggots! I swear, I'll beat them up if they ever touch me!
Man 2: Hey, look, lesbians!
Man 1: COOL!
by Zerg Rushin' Fun August 06, 2004
 
2.
When you've grown attached to that special someone... And then rips out your heart from your chest just to step on it... It feels like eternal pain.
My boyfriend and I dated for almost two years untill he fell for someone else and broke the news to me.
by Zerg Rushin' Fun July 30, 2004
 
3.
A complete waste of time. I seriously wonder why they organize Dances at a School. They expect you to have fun, but what's the catch?
Jeremy: Hey Vincet, I'm going to the Prom with Linda. Want to tag along?
Vincent: Sorry, Jeremy, but I'm not interested in a school dance where they hire crappy DJs and make crappy cardboard cutouts for decorations.
by Zerg Rushin' Fun October 05, 2004
 
4.
A website showcasing your possessions so other suckers- I mean people can purchase them via Interweb.
Mysterious Person #1: "John, look at this beautiful coffee machine! I would like to get one."
Mysterious Person #2: "Forget it, Martha, I can see a naked guy in the picture."
by Zerg Rushin' Fun July 30, 2004
 
5.
An over excited geek that thinks they can speak Japanese just because they're anime fans. These specimen are also found at Anime Conventions dressing up as their favorite character, usually making asses out of themselfs while they pose for a picture.

Sure signs that you might be an Otaku;

1. You memorized every single anime song that you've heard.

2. When you turn down a college because they don't have a decent anime club.

3. If you start daydreaming that your girlfriend or boyfriend is an anime character.

4. You've seen one anime over 100 times.

5. You start wearing Sailor Moon underwear.

Please, stop the madness.
Otaku: OHAYO GOZAIMASU!!! ^__^
Normal Person: Uh?
Otaku: Toire wa doko desu ka??? @_@;;
Normal Person: ... What the fuck.
by Zerg Rushin' Fun July 31, 2004